The Jersey Shore is SOOOO Old Fashion

Ello Ello!!!
Wow....much to cover....so pull up a chair and some snacks and lets GIT DOWN TO BUSINESS!

Last night was Katie's birthday...and WOW did we go big. Our school sets us up at certain clubs and we get free drinks/admission etc. Last night the party was at a place called "Old Fashion"...how CLEVER these Milanese people are ;-). Maybe it was Katie's GIANT birthday hat, my GIANT stature (which will be discussed later) or our blonde hair that made us stand out, but we may as well have been a large juicy peace of "carne" thrown into a lion's den. If I dime for every time i used the phrase "Non, mi dispiace, ho un regazzo" (No, sorry...I have a boyfriend) I would have 3 MILLION dollars. However, once we found our little nook, the deafening pump of the bass behind us morphed us into fist pumping champs. Snookie, Ron, Paulie D, Sammie, Vinny, JWOWWWWW, and The Situation would have been so proud of our performance.
Needless to say today was a struggle. We did, however, get our train passes finally! We can now stop being vagabonds and legally ride the tram. Also, I've decided I love this place because ALL the women are as tall if not taller than me! At home, when we go out and I wear heels, I feel like some sort of Neanderthal lumbering around amongst dwarves. But here EVERYONE is my height so I blend in (sort of)!
Overall a very solid couple of days. Learned that, in Australian speak, "jigging" means "ditching class" and that when you go clubbing its "going out proper". Also learned that jigging is what typically happens after one goes out proper. We are becoming SO wordly.

Definite post after tomorrow night :) We MAY be going to La Scalla (most famous opera house in the WORLD!) for a little casual song and dance episode.
Fino a domani! Ciao!

P.S. I love you ALL...so much!